=>q1_original
Now's not the time to chat, Corps.<end>

=>q1
今は話す時じゃないわ、伍長。<end>

=>q2_original
::From the moment you first saw Dess back when CAU marched into Consul Oliver's office, you felt great discomfort. She didn't strike you as someone who's on the same side of the tracks as you are, and it didn't take long for you to feel her toxic demeanor slithering down your back. Her irritating and constant giggles are, however, the thing that drills into your skull the most.::

Ah, Corps. Hello there. :: She giggles.:: What can good ol' Dess do for you? You had some questions, yes?<end>

=>q2
::CAUがオリバー領事の執務室に踏み込んだ時から、デスを見て強烈な不快感を覚えた。彼女はあなたと同じ立場の人間には見えなかった。彼女の毒々しい雰囲気が背中を這い回るのを感じるのに時間はかからなかった。しかし最も頭に突き刺さるのは、彼女の耳障りで絶え間ないくすくす笑いだ。::

あら、伍長。やあ。::彼女はくすくす笑う。:: 親愛なるデスに何の用かしら？質問があるんでしょ？<end>

=>a3_original
As a matter of fact, I did.<end>

=>a3
実はあります。<end>

=>q4_original
::She interrupts you mid-sentence with a loud sigh.::

Wait, scrap that, I don't feel like answerin' questions at *this* particular moment. Maybe a few seconds later, but not now. Now... I wanna *ask* questions.

Tell me, Corps, do you enjoy killin' people?<end>

=>q4
::彼女は大きなため息で話の途中を遮る。::

待って、やっぱりなし。*今この瞬間*は質問に答える気分じゃないの。数秒後にはなるかもしれないけど、今は違う。今は……私が*質問したい*の。

ねえ伍長、人を殺すのって楽しい？<end>

=>a5_original
Hell yeah I do. I'd kill you right now if I could!<end>

=>a5
もちろんだよ。できるなら今すぐお前を殺してやる！<end>

=>q6_original
::Her full-on laugh is even more exasperating than her giggles, and makes you feel like your eardrums are going to bleed.::

I like your answer, Corps. I really do. ::She giggles.:: I admire everyone who takes pride in takin' lives. Let's face it, Corps - it's what you and me are best at. Killin'! ::She giggles.::

From the moment I saw you, I *knew* you were someone who has taken so many lives to the point of it becomin' a routine thing to do, and I'm happy to know you haven't lost the cravin' for it. One never should, and I'm just the same, Corps. I kill, and I love it. Love it!<end>

=>q6
::彼女の本笑いはくすくす笑いよりさらに不快で、鼓膜から血が出そうな気がする。::

その答え好きよ、伍長。本当に。::彼女はくすくす笑う。:: 命を奪うことに誇りを持つ人を尊敬するわ。正直に言いましょう、伍長——それがあなたと私が最も得意なことよ。殺すことが！::彼女はくすくす笑う。::

あなたを見た瞬間から、あまりに多くの命を奪いすぎてそれが日常になっている人だって*わかった*わ。その渇望を失っていないことがわかって嬉しいわ。誰もそうであるべきじゃない。私も同じよ、伍長。殺す、そして愛してる。愛してる！<end>

=>q7_original
I think we'll get along just fine, Corpsie.

Well, I'm in the mood to answer questions, so ask away.<end>

=>q7
仲良くやっていけそうね、伍長ちゃん。

まあ、質問に答える気分になってきたから、どうぞ。<end>

=>q8_original
<end>

=>q8
<end>

=>a9_original
Tell me about yourself.<end>

=>a9
自分のことを教えてください。<end>

=>q10_original
About myself? ::She giggles.:: Well now, I think I'm a smart and pretty girl born in Hexagon - even though you can't tell I'm pretty because of the mask, but trust me - it's true. Aaaand, that I'm a highly efficient murder machine. So far, I've ground exactly ninety-nine targets into dust. Actually, I don't grind... I melt people with my acid bolts.<end>

=>q10
自分について？::彼女はくすくす笑う。:: そうね、私はヘキサゴン生まれの賢くて可愛い女の子だと思ってる——マスクで可愛いのはわからないけど、信じて——本当よ。それとぉ、高効率の殺傷機械でもあるわ。これまでにちょうど九十九のターゲットを塵にした。実際には塵じゃなくて……酸のボルトで人を溶かすのよ。<end>

=>q11_original
Do you want me to describe my favourite kill?<end>

=>q11
一番好きな仕事を説明しましょうか？<end>

=>a12_original
Go ahead.<end>

=>a12
どうぞ。<end>

=>q13_original
::She giggles.:: Yes! Here it goes...

We were on an assassination mission, the three of us: Cap, Void and I. ::She giggles.:: So, we were supposed to take out this dangerous group of criminals, who were hidin' in a deserted building. We sneaked in through the back entrance, taking out the guards one by one.<end>

=>q13
::彼女はくすくす笑う。:: やった！始まるわよ……

三人で暗殺任務にいたの、キャプ、ヴォイド、私の。::彼女はくすくす笑う。:: 廃ビルに隠れていた危険な犯罪者グループを始末するはずだったのよ。裏口から忍び込んで、警備員を一人ずつ処理していった。<end>

=>q14_original
The bastards weren't even to our knees. We crushed them, Corps. And I got the fatal shot on their leader... what was he called... Can't remember, but it doesn't matter anyway.

Here's the fun part: I shot an acid bolt into his eyeball. It pierced through the eye and lodged itself in his brain. The acid quickly started melting the contents of his skull, turning it into a red waterfall which oozed out of his eye socket; his mouth as well.<end>

=>q14
クズどもは膝元にも及ばなかった。完膚なきまでに叩きのめしたわ、伍長。そして私がリーダーへの致死の一撃を放った……名前何だっけ……思い出せないけどどうせどうでもいいわ。

ここが面白いところ。眼球に酸のボルトを撃ち込んだの。眼を貫通して脳に刺さった。酸がすぐに頭骨の中身を溶かし始めて、目の穴から溢れ出る赤い滝になった。口からも。<end>

=>q15_original
He stood there for a moment, dying, and then he fell to the ground and twitched for a few good - and I mean good - moments, while his head was slowly turnin' into a bloody mess. Even his mother couldn't recognize him after that.

Aaah, Corps... I felt such satisfaction then. It went through my body like I'd triggered a shock bolt in my belt by accident. ::She laughs.:: Best kill ever.<end>

=>q15
しばらく死にながらそこに立っていて、地面に倒れてしばらく——本当にしばらく——痙攣していた、頭がじわじわと血みどろの肉塊に変わっていく間。その後は母親でも見分けられなかったでしょうね。

ああ、伍長……あの時感じた満足感ったら。誤ってベルトのショックボルトを起動してしまったみたいに全身に電流が走ったわ。::彼女は笑う。:: 史上最高の仕事。<end>

=>a16_original
I'm not interested. I better ask you something else.<end>

=>a16
興味ないです。別のことを聞きましょう。<end>

=>q17_original
Come on Corpsie! It was fun and full of gore. But, as you wish.<end>

=>q17
もう、伍長ちゃんったら！楽しくて血みどろだったのに。まあ、お望みとあらば。<end>

=>a18_original
Tell me about Captain Mareth.<end>

=>a18
マレス大尉について教えてください。<end>

=>q19_original
::She giggles.:: Oh, Cap's the unit leader, a man you wouldn't want to mess with. He's strong and... smart. He's skilled and... fearless. CAU without him would be nothin', Corps. Yes, he is the reason we're known and feared among our enemies as the unit that can take on anyone or anythin'.<end>

=>q19
::彼女はくすくす笑う。:: あら、キャプはユニットのリーダーよ。関わりたくない人物ね。強くて……頭もいい。腕も立って……勇敢。彼なしのCAUは無価値よ、伍長。そう、誰にでも何にでも対抗できるユニットとして敵から知られ恐れられているのは彼のおかげなのよ。<end>

=>q20_original
Just remember his entrance back when we first arrived: Such grace, Corps, such elegance... and such dominance. Aaah...

He even picked us this beautiful office. ::She giggles.::<end>

=>q20
最初に到着した時の彼の登場を思い出して。あの優雅さ、伍長、あの洗練……そして支配感。ああ……

この素敵な執務室まで選んでくれたのよ。::彼女はくすくす笑う。::<end>

=>a21_original
Tell me about Void.<end>

=>a21
ヴォイドについて教えてください。<end>

=>q22_original
Void is a perfect friend. He's a great listener, doesn't talk much and he's big and strong when ya need some assistance. ::She giggles.:: Not that *I* need much assistance. I can take care of my own, Corps.<end>

=>q22
ヴォイドは完璧な友達よ。聞き上手で、あまり話さなくて、助けが必要な時は大きくて力強い。::彼女はくすくす笑う。:: *私*はほとんど助けを必要としないけどね。自分の面倒は自分で見られるから、伍長。<end>

=>a23_original
Why is he always silent? Is he mute?<end>

=>a23
なぜいつも無言なんですか？口がきけないのですか？<end>

=>q24_original
As a matter of fact... no, he is not. I've never heard him talk, Corpsie, but, since Void joined CAU way before me, Cap told me the two of them once led an interestin' conversation. He never spoke after that again.

He suffered a trauma when he was a kid, poor Void. His father killed his mother in front of his very eyes. Cut her up with a knife. The young boy avenged his mother without a second thought, killin' his father and running away from home.<end>

=>q24
実は……違うのよ。私は彼が話すのを聞いたことがないけど、伍長ちゃん、ヴォイドは私よりずっと前にCAUに入ったから、キャプが一度二人で興味深い会話をしたと教えてくれた。それ以降、彼は二度と話さなかった。

子供の頃にトラウマを受けたのよ、かわいそうなヴォイド。父親が目の前で母親を殺した。ナイフで切り刻んで。少年は考える間もなく母の仇を討って、父を殺して家を逃げ出した。<end>

=>q25_original
We don't even know his real name. We just call him Void.

::She giggles.:: Which I like very much! Cool name, ain't it, Corps?<end>

=>q25
本名も知らない。ただヴォイドと呼んでいる。

::彼女はくすくす笑う。:: とても気に入ってるわ！かっこいい名前よね、伍長？<end>

=>a26_original
What can you tell me about CAU?<end>

=>a26
CAUについて教えてもらえますか？<end>

=>q27_original
Oh, we're the baddest, meanest killin' machines the Protectorate has to offer. Some don't like us, claimin' we're too violent, too brutal. ::She giggles.:: What a load!<end>

=>q27
ああ、プロテクタレートが送り出せる最悪で最凶の殺傷機械よ。暴力的すぎる、残忍すぎると主張して嫌う人もいる。::彼女はくすくす笑う。:: なんてたわごと！<end>

=>q28_original
Too brutal? How else are we supposed to kill our enemies, huh, Corps? By kissin' them to death, what? And what is most interestin' is that those who complain the most always turn to us when dirty work needs to get done. They want the vermin eradicated without liftin' a finger, and then complain about our methods. HA-HA!

Hypocrites.<end>

=>q28
残忍すぎる？じゃあどうやって敵を殺せというのよ、伍長？キスして殺せとでも？そして最も面白いのは、一番文句を言う人たちが汚い仕事をやらせる時には常に私たちのところに来ること。自分では指一本動かさずに害虫を根絶してほしいくせに、方法に文句をつける。ハハハ！

偽善者ども。<end>

=>a29_original
What can you tell me about Free Drones?<end>

=>a29
フリードローンについて教えてもらえますか？<end>

=>q30_original
::She giggles.:: Most of them are dead or turned into mutants now.<end>

=>q30
::彼女はくすくす笑う。:: ほとんどは今頃死んでるか、ミュータントになってるでしょ。<end>

=>q31_original
Sweet work we did there. One of my faves, if I may say so. ::She giggles.::<end>

=>q31
あそこでいい仕事をしたわね。私のお気に入りの一つよ、言ってもいいなら。::彼女はくすくす笑う。::<end>

=>q32_original
We came up with a nice plan to take care of the anarchists.<end>

=>q32
あの無政府主義者どもを処理するいいプランを思いついたの。<end>

=>q33_original
But, I don't want to spoil anythin'. All in due time, Corps. All in due time.<end>

=>q33
でも、まだネタバレしたくない。全ては時が来れば、伍長。全ては時が来れば。<end>

=>a34_original
Goodbye.<end>

=>a34
さようなら。<end>

=>a35_original
I only kill because I have to, not because I want to.<end>

=>a35
私が殺すのは仕方ないからで、望んでいるからではありません。<end>

=>q36_original
Oh! What kind of a pansy says somethin' like that!? "I only kill because I have to, where me diaper, whaaa, whaaa!" 

But... you're not really a pansy, aren't you? You've killed tons of people, I can tell. I can tell. It's just that you don't *want* to enjoy it, you think it's wrong to enjoy death. Doncha, Corps?<end>

=>q36
まあ！そんなこと言うのはどんなへたれよ！？「殺すのは仕方ないから、おむつどこ、えーんえーん！」

でも……本当はへたれじゃないでしょ？たくさんの人を殺してきたのがわかる。わかるの。ただ楽しみ*たくない*だけ。死を楽しむのは間違っていると思っている。そうでしょ、伍長？<end>

=>q37_original
We are programmed to kill. It's true, look at the world around you. Just think of *your* personal bodycount. How many lives have you taken? Huh? So throw those fabricated morals away and embrace the sweet, sweet feelin' of... good killin'. Ah, Corps, don't fight the human nature, enjoy it.

::She giggles.:: You know what... I'm in the mood to answer questions now. Ask away, Corpsie.<end>

=>q37
私たちは殺すようにプログラムされているの。本当よ、周りの世界を見てみて。あなた自身の*個人的な死亡者数*を考えてみて。これまでいくつの命を奪った？ね？だからそういう作られた道徳を捨てて、……いい殺しの甘く甘い感覚を受け入れなさいよ。ああ伍長、人間の本性と戦わないで、楽しんで。

::彼女はくすくす笑う。:: ねえ……今は質問に答える気分になったから、どうぞ、伍長ちゃん。<end>

=>a38_original
That's not really my preferred topic...<end>

=>a38
それは得意な話題じゃないですが……<end>

=>q39_original
So, you kill people but you don't wanna talk about it? I know it, Corps, I know you've taken a lot of lives during your time... I can feel it. I've killed many myself and enjoyed every single one of those frags! It feels good to take a life. It, how should I say... it empowers you.<end>

=>q39
じゃあ人を殺しておいて話したくない？知ってるのよ、伍長、これまでの人生でたくさんの命を奪ってきたことを……感じられる。私自身もたくさん殺して、そのキルの一つ一つを楽しんだ！命を奪うのは気持ちがいい。それは、なんと言えばいいか……力を与えてくれる感じがする。<end>

=>q40_original
I think you know what I'm talkin' about! I think you like killin'. You just don't wanna express it, Corpsie. ::She giggles.:: And I thought you Southerners were much more into it, seein' as how much you're killin' each other. But, whatever...

Well, I'm in the mood to answer some questions now, so ask away.<end>

=>q40
わかってるはずよ私の言いたいこと！殺すのが好きなんだと思う。ただ表現したくないだけ、伍長ちゃん。::彼女はくすくす笑う。:: 南部の人はもっとそれに熱心だと思ってたけど、お互いにどれだけ殺し合っているかを考えると。まあ、いいわ……

さて、今は質問に答える気分になったから、どうぞ。<end>

=>q41_original
Hey Corps, whatcha need? ::She giggles.::<end>

=>q41
ねえ伍長、何が必要？::彼女はくすくす笑う。::<end>

