=>q1_original
::You catch the barkeeper wiping a glass with a dishcloth, one which happens to perfectly match the color of his hair; whether that is intentional or not, you aren't sure. He is one short but wiry man, covered in tattoos. He wears a number of rings on his fingers, with most of them looking like they were made from silver, but there are a few golden-colored ones among them as well. After he sets the now-shiny glass and the dishcloth aside he speaks to you.::

Heya. Ya must be new around here, cause I ain't seen yer ugly face before. I'm Rob. I'll call ya $(#Ugly Joe/Ugly Jane) from now on. Whaddya want?<end>

=>q1

::バーテンダーが布巾でグラスを拭いているのに気づく。布巾はなぜか彼の髪と全く同じ色で、それが意図的かどうかは不明だ。小柄だが筋肉質な男で、全身に刺青がある。指にいくつもの指輪をはめていて、ほとんどが銀製のようだが、金色のものも混じっている。磨き上げたグラスと布巾を脇に置いてから話しかけてくる。::

よ。こんな面汚しを見たことないから、ここは初めてだろ。俺はロブだ。今後はブサイクって呼ぶことにするよ。何が欲しい？<end>

=>q2_original
<end>

=>q2

<end>

=>a3_original
Show me what you have in stock. ::Barter.::<end>

=>a3

在庫を見せてください。::取引。::<end>

=>a4_original
You don't seem to have a problem with me killing one of your patrons.<end>

=>a4

常連を一人殺したことを気にしていないようですね。<end>

=>q5_original
Problem? He attacked ya; ya killed him; ya *didn't* trash the bar: No problem.<end>

=>q5

問題？あんたを攻撃した；あんたが殺した；バーを*荒らさなかった*：問題なし。<end>

=>q6_original
I've cleaned up worse things...<end>

=>q6

もっとひどいものを片付けたことがある……<end>

=>q7_original
<end>

=>q7

<end>

=>q8_original
Now, I've seen lotsa things here, lotsa, but a guy turnin' old just like that... ::He snaps his fingers.:: 

...now that's somethin'. That's somethin'...<end>

=>q8

さて、ここでいろんなことを見てきたが、それにしても、人がああも急に老けるとは……::彼は指を鳴らす。::

……それは何かだな。何かだ……<end>

=>q9_original
::He chuckles.:: The things I've seen here... This is nothin'.<end>

=>q9

::彼は笑う。:: ここで見てきたこと……これは何でもない。<end>

=>a10_original
What is this place?<end>

=>a10

ここはどんな場所ですか？<end>

=>q11_original
Are ya as blind as yer ugly? It's a bar, for rat's sake. This is the famous Hangin' Rat.<end>

=>q11

顔と同じくらい目も悪いのか？バーだよ、ラットのために。これが有名なハンギング・ラットだ。<end>

=>a12_original
What's it famous for?<end>

=>a12

何で有名なんですか？<end>

=>q13_original
For being the most remote bar in South Underrail. My customers are the bravest, fiercest, most *extreme* people who seek the ultimate bar.<end>

=>q13

サウス・アンダーレールで最も遠く離れたバーとして。俺の客は究極のバーを求める、最も勇敢で、最も猛烈で、最も*極端な*人たちだ。<end>

=>q14_original
I mean, look at yerself. Yer *extremely* ugly. I suppose, in a way, perhaps, very likely, that ya belon' here.<end>

=>q14

つまり、あんた自身を見ろ。*極端に*ブサイクだ。ある意味、おそらく、十中八九、ここに居場所があるだろう。<end>

=>a15_original
Why didn't you name it "Ugly Rob"? That seems appropriate.<end>

=>a15

なぜ「醜いロブ」と名付けなかったんですか？その方が適切じゃないですか。<end>

=>q16_original
I was thinkin' about it, but now that I've seen yer ugly mug, I might change it to $(#Ugly Joe/Ugly Jane) Bar or, or The Smartass Uglo-Sapiens Bar.<end>

=>q16

考えてたんだがな、あんたのブサイクな面を見てから、ブサイク・バーとか、スマートアス・ウグロ・サピエンス・バーに変えようかと思ってる。<end>

=>q17_original
I actually like the last one, Bwahaha!<end>

=>q17

最後のが実は気に入ってる、ブワハハ！<end>

=>a18_original
Why Hanging Rat?<end>

=>a18

なぜハンギング・ラットなんですか？<end>

=>q19_original
I liked the sound of it. It's got hangin' in it... and rats... Yeah, just say it.<end>

=>q19

音が好きなんだ。「ハンギング」が入ってる……ラットも……ああ、ただ言ってみろ。<end>

=>q20_original
Hangin' Rat... Hangin' Rat... Do ya hear it? Naaaah, yer ugly *and* have no sense of what a good bar name should sound like.<end>

=>q20

ハンギング・ラット……ハンギング・ラット……聞こえるか？ナーーー、ブサイクの上に、いい店名がどんな音かのセンスもない。<end>

=>a21_original
Well, you're ugly too. Even rathounds run away from you when they see that mug.<end>

=>a21

まあ、あなたもブサイクですよ。あの顔を見てラウンドも逃げるくらいだ。<end>

=>q22_original
Yer so ugly, the earth started to weep so hard it caused the recent earthquake.<end>

=>q22

あんたのブサイクさは地球が嘆いて最近の地震を起こすほどだ。<end>

=>a23_original
You're so ugly, my eyes caught on fire when I saw you.<end>

=>a23

あなたのブサイクさで私の目が燃え上がりましたよ。<end>

=>q24_original
Burn baby! 

Enough of this, $(#Ugly Joe/Ugly Jane), whaddya want?<end>

=>q24

燃えろ！

これくらいにしておこう、ブサイク、何が欲しい？<end>

=>a25_original
You're so ugly, you'd have to tie a cave hopper steak around your neck to get your dog to play with you.<end>

=>a25

あなたのブサイクさでは、首にケイブホッパーのステーキを縛り付けないと犬も遊んでくれませんよ。<end>

=>q26_original
Actually, my dog prefers pork! 

Enough of this! Whaddya want, $(#Ugly Joe/Ugly Jane)?<end>

=>q26

実は俺の犬は豚肉の方が好きだ！

もう十分！何が欲しい、ブサイク？<end>

=>a27_original
You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror. <end>

=>a27

あなたのブサイクさで、鏡にこっそり近づかないといけないですね。<end>

=>q28_original
The joke's on ya, I don't even have a mirror. 

Enough of this! Whaddya want, $(#Ugly Joe/Ugly Jane)?<end>

=>q28

笑えるのは俺、鏡なんてないから。

もう十分！何が欲しい、ブサイク？<end>

=>a29_original
You're so ugly, someone could smash your face with a rock and you'd end up prettier.<end>

=>a29

あなたのブサイクさは、岩で顔を叩いた方がましになるくらいですね。<end>

=>q30_original
So that's why my wife always tries to do it! 

Enough of this! Whaddya want, $(#Ugly Joe/Ugly Jane)?<end>

=>q30

だから妻がいつもそれをしようとするのか！

もう十分！何が欲しい、ブサイク？<end>

=>a31_original
You're so ugly, you'll cause another one.<end>

=>a31

あなたのブサイクさでまた地震が起きますよ。<end>

=>q32_original
Hmm, nice comeback. 

Enough of this, $(#Ugly Joe/Ugly Jane), whaddya want from me?<end>

=>q32

うーん、いい返し。

これくらいにしよう、ブサイク、俺に何が欲しい？<end>

=>a33_original
You're so ugly, I thought I was talking to a burrower for a moment.<end>

=>a33

あなたのブサイクさで一瞬バラーと話しているかと思いましたよ。<end>

=>q34_original
Interestin'ly, I always thought burrowers looked pretty damn brutal. 

Enough of this, whaddya want, $(#Ugly Joe/Ugly Jane)?<end>

=>q34

面白いことに、俺はいつもバラーがかなりハードに見えると思ってたよ。

もう十分だ、何が欲しい、ブサイク？<end>

=>a35_original
You're so ugly, you scare your customers away. Goodbye.<end>

=>a35

あなたのブサイクさで客が逃げますよ。さようなら。<end>

=>q36_original
That's not a ba-- 

Wait? Ya serious?<end>

=>q36

それは悪くな——

待って？本気か？<end>

=>a37_original
::Leave.::<end>

=>a37

::立ち去る。::<end>

=>a38_original
Why did you open a bar here?<end>

=>a38

なぜここにバーを開いたんですか？<end>

=>q39_original
It's a long story. Wanna hear it?<end>

=>q39

長い話だ。聞きたいか？<end>

=>a40_original
Sure.<end>

=>a40

どうぞ。<end>

=>q41_original
To get away from yer ugliness. Now, whaddya want, $(#Ugly Joe/Ugly Jane)?<end>

=>q41

あんたのブサイクさから逃げるためだ。で、何が欲しい、ブサイク？<end>

=>a42_original
Nope.<end>

=>a42

いや。<end>

=>q43_original
Then, $(#Ugly Joe/Ugly Jane), is there anythin' I can get ya?<end>

=>q43

じゃあ、ブサイク、何か注文するか？<end>

=>a44_original
Are you this nice to all your patrons?<end>

=>a44

常連全員にこんなに親切なんですか？<end>

=>q45_original
I try to treat y'all equally and respectfully... sometimes. But damn it, $(#Ugly Joe/Ugly Jane), ya got the nastiest mug of all the folks that walked through this place, and I've seen some who looked like they cleaned their face with rusty barbed wire.<end>

=>q45

みんなを平等に礼儀正しく扱うようにしてる……時々は。でも、くそっ、ブサイク、ここを通った客の中で一番ひどい面してるな。錆びた有刺鉄線で顔を洗ったような見た目の人も見たことあるけど。<end>

=>a46_original
You're not worried about losing customers with your rudeness?<end>

=>a46

失礼な態度で客を失うことを心配しないんですか？<end>

=>q47_original
Losin' customers? Bwahaha! ::He stops laughing for a second to look at you.:: Bwahaha!<end>

=>q47

客を失う？ブワハハ！::彼は一瞬笑いを止めてあなたを見る。:: ブワハハ！<end>

=>q48_original
I haven't laughed like this since Joel tripped over a chair and broke his nose. :: He continues laughing.::<end>

=>q48

ジョエルが椅子につまずいて鼻を折って以来こんなに笑ったことはない。::彼は笑い続ける。::<end>

=>a49_original
You're so damn rude!<end>

=>a49

本当に失礼な人ですね！<end>

=>q50_original
Well, yer so damn ugly!<end>

=>q50

まあ、あんたは本当にブサイクだ！<end>

=>a51_original
Who is that woman in the corner?<end>

=>a51

隅にいる女性は誰ですか？<end>

=>q52_original
::He quite obviously points at the woman with his index finger.:: That one?<end>

=>q52

::彼はかなりわかりやすく人差し指でその女性を指す。:: あの人？<end>

=>a53_original
Yes, that one.<end>

=>a53

ええ、あの人。<end>

=>q54_original
Listen, $(#Ugly Joe/Ugly Jane), I don't talk about my patrons. How'd ya like if someone came here and asked about yer ugly face? Something like, "Hey, who's the $(#guy/girl) with the ugly mug?"<end>

=>q54

聞けよ、ブサイク、常連については話さない。ここに来てあんたのブサイクな面について聞いたらどう思う？例えば「ねえ、あのブサイクな顔の人は誰だ？」みたいな感じで。<end>

=>q55_original
How 'bout that? So, don't ask me no stupid questions anymore...<end>

=>q55

どうだ？だからもうバカな質問はしないでくれ……<end>

=>a56_original
Congratulations! Out of one hundred women in this dump, you pointed to the right one.<end>

=>a56

おめでとうございます！このゴミ溜めの中で百人いたとして、あなたは正解を指しましたね。<end>

=>q57_original
::He looks around the bar.:: I only see one... Wait, that was supposed to be a sarcastic remark! Well, 'scuse me, $(#Mister/Miss) Wiseass Uglington, didn't recognize ya there! Anyway, I don't talk about my guests. How'd ya like if someone came here and asked about yer ugly face? Somethin' like, "Hey, who's the $(#guy/girl) with the ugly mug?"<end>

=>q57

::彼はバーを見回す。:: 一人しか見えないが……待って、それは皮肉なつもりだった！まあいい、失礼しました、お客さん！ともかく、常連については話さない。ここに来てあんたのブサイクな面について聞かれたらどう思う？「ねえ、あのブサイクな顔の人は誰？」みたいな感じで。<end>

=>a58_original
Do you know anything about a man called Ethan Lanford?<end>

=>a58

イーサン・ランフォードという人物について何か知っていますか？<end>

=>a59_original
Where does that elevator outside go to?<end>

=>a59

外のエレベーターはどこに繋がっているんですか？<end>

=>q60_original
It runs straight down to Deep Caverns, apparently. Hasn't been operational in decades, though, so if ya wanna go down ya should just jump. Might rearrange that face of yers into somethin' better-looking.<end>

=>q60

どうやら深部洞窟まで真下に伸びているらしい。でも数十年使われていないから、下に行きたいなら飛び込めばいい。あんたの顔を何かましな見た目に整えてくれるかもしれない。<end>

=>q61_original
No, but seriously, the fence is unstable. We already lost Mad Killian cause of it.

So, $(#Ugly Joe/Ugly Jane), is there anything I can get ya?
<end>

=>q61

いや、マジな話、フェンスが不安定なんだ。マッド・キリアンをもう失ったから。

で、ブサイク、何か注文するか？<end>

=>a62_original
I have to go now. Bye.<end>

=>a62

行かなきゃ。じゃあ。<end>

=>q63_original
<end>

=>q63

<end>

=>q64_original
It's yer ugly face again...<end>

=>q64

またあのブサイクな面か……<end>

